I have more
talent in my smallest f__t than you have in your entire body.
- - - Walter Matthau (to Barbra Steisand)
She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.
- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)
She not only worships the golden calf, she barbecues it for lunch.
- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)
The only person who ever left the Iron Curtain wearing it.
- - - Oscar Levant (about Zsa Zsa Gabor)
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
- - - Bob Hope
Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
- - - Henny Youngman
She ran the whole gamut of emotions from A to B.
- - - Dorothy Parker (about Katharine Hepburn)
Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.
- - - Michael Todd (about Elizabeth Taylor)
Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.
- - - Bette Davis (about Jayne Mansfield)
Hah! I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a boy!
- - - Ava Gardner (about Mia Farrow's marriage to Frank Sinatra)
It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what's between her ears instead of
her legs.
- - - Katharine Hepburn (about Sharon Stone)
Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's the hair.
- - - Tom Shales (about Farrah Fawcett)
Miss United Dairies herself.
- - - David Niven (about Jayne Mansfield)
She looks like she combs her hair with an eggbeater.
- - - Louella Parsons (about Joan Collins)
She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them.
- - - John Gielgud (about Ingrid Bergman)
She turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines. --
- - - Joan Rivers (about Bo Derek)
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
- - - Robin Williams
The worst and most homeliest thing to hit the screens since Liza Minelli.
- - - John Simon (about Shelley Duvall)
Whatever it was that this actress never had, she still hasn't got it.
- - - Bosley Crowther (about Loretta Young)
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