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SYSTEM PROBLEM REPORT
 

This is a form to make the reporting of problems consistent, allow
records of problems to be kept, and a method of discouraging users
from reporting faults in the first place.

1.      Describe the problem _________________________________________
       
2.      Now, describe the problem accurately ___________________________

3.      Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem __________________

4.      Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes___  No ___

5.  
   Problem severity:
        Minor ___        Minor ___       Minor ___       Minor ___

6.      Which machine?
                 
7.1     Is it plugged in?   Yes___  No ___

7.2     Is it switched on?  Yes___  No ___

7.3     Has it been stolen? Yes___  No ___

7.4     Have you tried to fix it yourself?       Yes___  No ___

7.4.1   Have you made it worse?                  Yes___   No ___

7.5     Have you read the manual?      ;           Yes___   No ___

7.5.1   Are you sure you've read the manual?    Yes___  No ___

7.5.2   Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?  Yes___  No ___

7.6     Did you understand it?                   Yes___   No ___

7.6.1   If 'Yes", then why can't you fix it yourself? _______________________

7.7     Is the equipment unexpectedly noisy?    Yes___   No ___

7.8     Is there a smell of burning?             Yes___  No ___

7.8.1   If "Yes", is the equipment on fire?      Yes___  No ___

7.9     Is the fault repeatable?                 Yes___   No ___

7.10    What were you doing (with the equipment) at the time the fault occurred?
        ______________________________________________________________
   
7.10.1  If 'Nothing', explain why you were logged in.
        ______________________________________________________________

7.11    Can't you do something else, rather than bothering me? Yes___   No ___


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