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HOW DO YOU DECIDE
WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10 No person
really decides before they grow up
who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you
get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT
AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10 No age is
good to get married at. You got to
be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his
age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO
PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE
DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to
say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a
treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a
second date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON
A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in
all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO
KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 The law says you
have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7 ( 3 ) The rule goes
like this: If you kiss someone, then
you should marry them and have kids
with them. It's the right thing to
do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE
SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) It's better for girls to be
single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite
is.....
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
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