-Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

-The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

-Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized

-She is numb from her toes down.

-While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

-The skin was moist and dry.

-The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

-The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

-Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

-Patient was alert and unresponsive.

-The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet. -She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. -The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983. -The patient refused an autopsy. -The patient has no past history of suicides. -The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.

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