If you ever wished you could remember Norm's greetings on "Cheers" here you go.
SAM: "What's shaking Norm?"
NORM: "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
SAM: "What's new Normie?"
NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."
SAM: "What'd you like Normie?"
NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
SAM: "What'll you have Normie?"
NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm."
NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky."
SAM: "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
NORM: "Like a baby treats a diaper."
WOODY: "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."
WOODY: "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
NORM: "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
SAM: "Beer, Norm?"
NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
SAM: "Whatcha up to Norm?"
NORM: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "Poor."
WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that."
NORM: "No, I mean pour."
SAM: "How's life treating you Norm?"
NORM: "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
SAM: "What's going down, Normie?"
NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "All right, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty."
WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
SAM: "What's the story Norm?"
NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
WOODY: "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."
WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
WOODY: "For a beer?"
NORM: "No, for stupid questions."
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