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City
College of San Francisco
Math Placement Test
by Rob Morse
1. Zelda and Jane were given
a rottweiler at their commitment ceremony. If their dog needs to be walked two miles a day
and they walk at a rate of 3/4 mile per hour, how much time will they spend discussing
their relationship in public?
2. The City and County of San Francisco decide to destroy 50 rats infesting the downtown
area. If 9,800 animal rights activists hold a candlelight vigil, how many people did each
dead rat empower?
3. A red sock, a yellow sock, a blue sock, and a white sock are tossed randomly in a
drawer. What is the likelihood that the first two socks drawn will be socks of color?
4. If the average person can eat one pork pot sticker in 30 seconds, and the waitress
brings a platter of 12 pot stickers, how long will it take five vegans to not eat them?
Advanced Placement Students Only:
5. Katie, Trip, Ling, John-John and Effie share a three-bedroom apartment on Guerrero for
$2400 a month. Effie and Trip can share one bedroom, but the other three need their own
rooms with separate ISDN lines to run their Web servers. None of them wants to use the
futon in the living room as a bed, and they each want to save $650 in three months to
attend Burning Man. What is their best option? |
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