Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following names are taken:
[ a ]
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust Alcoholics Unanimous
Apocalypse Hoboken
[ b ] Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage Band That Shot Liberty Valance Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast in
Beirut
Bulimia Banquet
[ c ] Caltransvestites
Camarojuana
The Cameltones
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Carnage Asada
Cindy Brady's Lisp Cortizone 5
Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death
[ d ] The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Drunks With Guns
[ e ] e. coli
Edith Head Electric Prostates Elvis Hitler
[ f ]
Fields of Shit Five
Day Bleed '57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The French are from Hell
Fromage d'Amour [ h ]
Headless Marines Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's Bikini
HIV and the Positives
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
[ i ] Inhale Mary
[ j ] Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
JFKFC Jonestown Punch
[ k ] Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigan's Knees
[ l ]
Lawn Piranhas
Lee
Harvey Keitel Lesbian Ninjas
Louder Than God
[ m ] Mao Tse Helen Martinlutherkinks
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Minnie Pearl's Jam
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
[ n ] Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and the
Lions Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
[ p ] Pabst Smear
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
Penis DeMilo Pepto Dismal
Phenobarbidols Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion
Pretentious Flamedogs
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Pungent Frustration
[ r ] Raging Pimps of Doom
Reluctant Stereotypes
Results of Inbreeding
Retarded Elf Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
[ q ] Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
[ s ] Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Headless Torsos
Screaming Iguanas of Love
Screaming Moist Accountants
Septic Death Seven Year Bitch
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Shirley Temple of Doom
Skeptic Tank Smegma & the Nuns
Smorgasborgnine
Solosex The Sound of Munich
Spastic
Colon The Sphinctones
Stiff Richards Stukas Over Bedrock
Swingin' Johnsons
[ t ]
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Testostertones Thank God We're Immortal
To Live and Shave in LA
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground
Crew Tragic Mulatto
Transsexual Hitler
[ u ] Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
[ v ] The Velcro Pygmies
[ w ] The Well Hungarians
Willie Nelson Mandela
[ y ] Yoko Homo
[ z ] Zombies Under Stress
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