The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Q: How many minimalists does it take to change a light bulb? A: One

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. -- Dorothy Parker

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail. -- Abraham Maslow